But isn’t your truck impressive enough already?

Ok, I thought I lived in hicksville, but I have never seen artificial testicles on a truck before. Yet according to this WaPo article, they’re so pervasive, legislation has been proposed to regulate them.

The example below the fold is/are the patriotic “yellow ribbon camo nutz” from YourNutz.com.

Official description from YourNutz.com:

We’ve Respectfully placed the Yellow Ribbon designating Support the Troops on our Exclusive 8” Customized Desert Scheme Camo Nutz.

I sure can’t add a thing to that.

If truckers must accessorize with body parts, I suppose it’s best that they’re fake. But wouldn’t they prefer some nice plastic brain case casts instead of those controversial sexual organs? No, I suppose they wouldn’t.

Via Shakespeare’s Sister (nutz) and Proc. Athanasius Kircher Soc. (brains).