Modern Mechanix » Hen Changed to Rooster by Biologists
Those crazy Biologists! What will they do next? And what is that huge black rubber apparatus?
(Possible sign that poultry modification is my vocation: our high school’s mascot was a chicken. I’m not kidding.)
Why don’t they just remove the whole head, and put the rooster head on the hen body, and vice versa?
I tell ya, I should have been a biologist!
Or at least a butcher.