Rifters.com: Yesterday’s Nightmares for a Better Tomorrow
“Natural selection would have weeded moral vampires out faster than you can say ‘Stephen Jay Gould’!”
How did vampires evolve, anyway? And why do crosses upset them so badly?
This parody is quite long, but it’s worth it. The terrifying thing is how well it mimics an authentic biological research presentation – cheesy Powerpoint slides, totally earnest but biased narrator, awkward ad libs, unintended humor, and all. Good stuff.
Hat-tip: Pharyngula.